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May222013

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

11PM

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

SEE?!

(via little-the-wiser)

11PM

stalkingradke:

m4tty-muff1ns:

merriermon:

my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass

IM CRYINg

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY

(Source: ggtrx, via little-the-wiser)

1PM

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

(Source: madfawn, via little-the-wiser)

1PM

insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous

(Source: shirogami, via little-the-wiser)

1PM

(Source: baltoy, via little-the-wiser)

1PM

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via little-the-wiser)

1AM

niknak79:

The truth ducks have been hiding

(via little-the-wiser)

1AM

thegirlincendio:

#i’m draco fucking malfoy #i do not conform to happiness #look how angry my eyebrows look #i just plucked them actually #daddy says they look nice #i digress #look at the crinkle in my forehead #even pansy pussface parkinson is smiling #but not me #i’m strong #a true slytherin #has anyone seen my hairbrush

(Source: diicembernightt, via little-the-wiser)

1AM

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